Planning for a major trip can be a major headache.  You need to make sure to have clothes, various sundries, money (in the paper, plastic, and possibly travelers check variety), plus a passport if you are going to a foreign country (like Japan, or Texas).

Do people still use travelers checks?

Anyway, It can be a hassle, and this is before you go through airport security.  In order to make your life easier, we recommend that you find an app like the characters have to make finding certain things easier.

Like a vending machine that has chilled panties.  This is an entirely real thing.  No kidding.

Okay, a little clarification.  Japan has a vending machine that sells used schoolgirl panties, the aforementioned machine is for the summer months and when it gets hot, you can get them refrigerated to keep you cool.

Stop looking at me like that.

Keep in mind that Japan sells lots of odd things in their vending machines (some things that make panties “mundane” in comparison).  I am sure Japan is working on a vending machine that dispenses actual vending machines.

Sounds silly, but I am sure they are working on it.

Anyway, I hope you all had a Happy New Year!  See you all Thursday.